Hello and welcome to the Internet's very first Fusion Patrol Web Page. A web page unlike so many other web pages...

This is the Internet's first and only known page (and the only one sanctioned by the Lone Locust) devoted to Fusion Patrol. Like the giant stone statues of Kodiak Island or the Great Pyramids of the Australian Outback, this page remains cool and aloof. A telling monument to the awe-inspiring powers of man, which leaves us, as they do, with the question: "Why the hell did they do it?"

Last Update: September 18, 2007