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This page contains information on some of the more notable rogues who have appeared on Fusion Patrol. Not everyone who has appeared on Fusion Patrol is profiled here. In some cases, people have been omitted to protect their innocence.

ROGUE MUGSHOT

Eugene Glover


Producer, Director, Writer, Cameras, Editing, CGI, Sound, Performer
There's so many extraordinary things I can say about Eugene's contribution to the show, as the principal auteur behind Fusion Patrol his hand can be seen in almost every aspect of the show. But, since it would immodest for me to brag about myself...

Matt Adickes


Performer
Matt has been a theatre major in college, but we don't hold that against him (much.) Matt brings his own unique style of deadpan, over-the-top acting to the show. Much as if Jack Webb had taken lessons from William Shatner. Matt never got public access out of his blood and has gone on to work on other shows.

Jim Cryer


Editing, Cameras, Sound, Performer
Although Jim doesn't appear on camera often, he's always with us. A veteran videographer, Jim was the first to recognize the need for lighting and microphones...

Jim Cryer passed away in 2004.

Jeff George


CGI, Sound, Performer
Always willing to jump into an ice cold pool if there's a free-meal in it, Jeff can rarely be caught on-camera when he's out-of-character. An adept hand with a computer, Jeff created the original Fusion Patrol opening graphics...

Blitzkrieg Groundsloth


Independent Filmmaker, Artistic Grant Consultant
Since the very beginning, Blitzkrieg has been pushing us to make episodes that make the viewer go "hmmm". A graduate of several Pleistocene film schools, Blitzkrieg may not always get the viewers to go "hmmm", but he never fails to make them go "huh?"...

Alice Harper


Performer, Musical Director, Woody Wrangler
At first, Alice was just along to carry Woody's beer cooler and pistol while he was filming, as time went by she's provided us with some inspired performances and encouraged us to hurry up and finish our shoots by singing opera at us...

Woody Harper


Performer, Writer, Cameras, Dolphin Wrangler
One of Fusion Patrol's original Triumvirate, Woody's contributions have been invaluable, without his sage and timely suggestions Fusion Patrol would have been called Fusion Stretching Time...

Woody also produced his own Public Access series, Electro-Pet.

In 2004, Woody passed away.

Morgan Hunt


Performer, Cameras
Morgan is the trooper of Fusion Patrol -- he never turns down an assignment; whether it's playing a spastic, skipping arm in arm with John, or playing a bitter, old science fiction writer. In addition to his unflinching dedication to Fusion Patrol Morgan is always the first to try to correct any problems we may encounter during production by advising us which Microsoft product will take us where we want to go today...

John Kittelsrud


Performer, Videographer
John's years of still photography experience really showed through in his first appearances in Fusion Patrol, but after we showed him that he could move and show expression things really began to gel for John's acting career...

David Laskowski


Performer, Cameras
David, third member of the Triumvirate, the original architects of Fusion Patrol, would be in the running to de-throne Morgan as "trooper of the year" but, since he refuses to run in 120 degree weather...

Ben Ragunton


Performer, Writer, Poet Laureate
Just because Ben is a "real actor" and Fusion Patrol's Poet Laureate don't think he's a poofter. Ben is a real man's man. Just ask his husband...

John Wheeler


Performer, Writer
Whether he's saying "duh" in a whithering tone, playing a Gumby or delivering his one-of-a-kind British accent, John is Fusion Patrol's most talked-about voice-characterization artist...

Lee Whiteside


Performer, Writer
Lee knows the news before the newsmakers make the news. It's just a pity we could never get the episodes out fast enough to spotlight Lee's acumen as it should have been...

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