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001 Pilot
Watch as the troupe gets their feet wet for the first time in the art of video making. In this ground-breaking episode, much is different from the later years, but the irreverent sense of humor so prevalent later on is all too apparent. Featuring the birth of the Running Man, and the epic miniseries Babylon 4. (Production date: 12/20/93)

Babylon 4
Babylon 4

002 The Second Episode

Jimmy & Clark
"Mr. Kent, you've got a goober on your glasses"

As their video skills improve, watch as they clown it up in The Adventures of Jimmy & Clark and The Bleeding Obvious Show. Watch their MTV-style book reviews and hear the only time the Running Man ever speaks. (Production date: 02/10/94)

003 Betty I
Watch what happens when the madcap larkers try to produce two episodes on the same day! Featuring Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation (Production date: 03/08/94)

Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation
Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation
Courtesy of
Ryan K. Johnson

004 Betty II

Star Trek: The Home Movie
Star Trek: The Home Movie
Courtesy of
The United Federation of Phoenix

Featuring Star Trek: The Home Movie (Production Date: 03/08/94)

005 Rocketry is Your Friend
As a service, those public spirited champions of arcane knowledge share their skills and teach model rocketry construction. Featuring Giant Monster Stomps Tokyo and lots of padding. Can Woody overcome inertia a and catch a falling rocket? "Say Goodbye to Darwin!" and the Running "Benny" Man skit! Guest starring the UFP Precision Running and Drill Team. (Production date: 04/13/94)

The Running Benny Man
UFP Precision Running and Drill Team

006 Trust No One

Fusion Patrol Shopping Network
"It's a zero-g, female urinal"

Featuring The Fusion Patrol Shopping Network with Star Trek collectibles and moving plants. What does a zero-g female urinal look like? Find out on this insightful episode! Woody gets a naked women and a fire extinguisher. (Production date: 05/18/94)

007 My Dog's Got No Nose!
Featuring The Running Man: The Early Years and not much else... (Production date: 05/30/94)

The Running Man: The Early Years
The Running Man: The Early Years

008 1994 Annual Limp Cable Awards

Staff Meeting
"I know, let's do an awards show!"

Join Your Host as he previews the finest in 1994 Public Access television: Snorkel Doodzs, Poetry Podium, Electronic Pet, Why The Hell Did We Bother To Make This Show?, Gerry's Kidz Can Cook, 2. It's time to mash those cheeseballs in this episode critically acclaimed on local radio. (Production Date: 07/03/94)

009 The Salmon Mousse
Filmed on location near Mt. Graham, this episode features "classic" Sci-Fi news from 1978, Knight Rider: The Legend Continues, The Making of The Running Man: The Early Years (Production date: 08/24/94)

Sci-Fi Nerd Extrodinaire - Ben Ragunton
Fusion Patrol Gnuz - 1978

010 The Unmercifully, Unedited Church of Joe

The episode you'll never see! Too long, too cruel and too straight to the point, this episode made certain members of the production staff girlish. In this episode The Death of the Running Man goes hand in hand with the Paramount Gumbies and The Gnathonic Church of Joe with his sidekick Larry, and Brother Harlan. Lemon Curry? Snot Funny! (Production date: 09/21/94)

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