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Fusion Patrol - Series Two Episode Guide

 
B-001 Mercifully Edited Church of Joe
In this laugh a minute episode, a televangelist TV Producer teaches a new meaning to the word "hype." Meanwhile, the Running Man's flight comes to a tragic end. (Air dates: 3/25/95, 4/1/95, 4/8/95)


"...and you can take that to the bank."

B-002 Spottings


The Spottings Urban Yeti investigation team

Seen a Yeti lately? How about the Loch Ness Monster, wintering in Arizona? If not tune in to the riotous episode. You'll never wet yourself like a Rosicrucian the same way again! (Air dates: 4/15/95, 4/22/95, 4/29/95, 5/6/95)
B-005 Blitzkrieg Groundsloth - Too Cerebral?
The zany troupe take break and let film student and Pleistocene mammal, Blitzkrieg Groundsloth, have a shot at the limelight. Pay close attention to the rampant symbolism that only academia can produce! (Air dates: 5/13/95, 5/20/95)


You decide

B-003 Eli Whitney's Woolly World


Eli Whitney

Scientist, inventor, philosopher, haiku poet, inventor of the cotton gin and 230 year old man, Eli Whitney takes us on a in-depth exploration of his woolly world. Study the mysteries of ancient cairns, ley lines, vortex points and mysterious pictographs. The join the Fusion Patrol Shopping Network for the deals of a lifetime, but watch out for those Crystal Loonies! (Air dates: 5/27/95, 6/3/95, 6/10/95, 6/17/95)
B-004 Desperate, Last Minute Production
Join that somewhat diminished wacky troupe as they desperately attempt to complete an entire episode in just one evening. Featuring: "The Joy of Origami", "The Camcorder Show", "Science is Terrific!!!!" and "The Magick of Magic Marker IV"


The Magick of Magic Marker IV

B-007 One If By Middle Earth Passage, Two If By Flying Saucer


The Loonies are coming, the Loonies are coming!

The world is filled with conspiracy theorists (read: loonies) and we're here to warn you about them! Based on actual fact and many of Woody's friends. (Production date: 07/10/ 95)

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