Fusion Patrol - Series 3 Episode Guide

C-001 The Twi-Lite Zone
Formerly known as The Missing Episode this episode focuses on a sad, pathetic man's quest to become part of the Twilight Zone, only to be thwarted at every turn. The first-ever digitally edited episode of Fusion Patrol. Air dates: 12/20/96, 12/27/96, 1/3/97, 1/10/97	"Look at me! I'm beautiful!"

C-002 Blitzkrieg Groundsloth - I'm Too Cerebral For My Three-toed Shoes
The Expanding Man	Like all his work, Blitzkrieg Groundsloth's I'm Too Cerebral For My Three-toed Shoes must be seen to be understood. Air dates: 1/17/97, 1/24/97, 1/31/97, 2/7/97

C-003 1996 Annual Poetry Channel Daytime Television Awards
Join the troupe as they present the best in daytime programming from cable TV's ever-popular Poetry Channel. Featuring Jeopoetry, Name That Poem, Mychele and Cappucino Corner. Air dates: 2/14/97, 2/21/97, 2/28/97, 3/7/97	"Let's have a word with our contestants."

C-005 Fusion Patrol Classics - Volume 1
For a generation the only way you've been able to see classic Fusion Patrol skits has been on video tape, but now you can see them as they were meant to be seen, on Access TV! Newly re-edited with enhanced with digital effects. In Volume 1 see Eli Whitney's Woolly World, The Camcorder Show and Science Is Terrific!! as they were meant to be! Air dates: 3/22/97, 3/29/97, 4/5/97, 4/12/97	"Leylines are fun!"

C-006 Unused Footage - Volume 1

For whom does the Cloaked Figure wait?

We couldn't believe how much mileage we could get from old clips we never used, and neither will you. Not only does it almost look like a planned episode, but it takes up just as much airtime as one too! See rare behind-the-scenes "Making of Fusion Patrol footage, more "Must Buy TV" items from the Fusion Patrol Shopping Network, part of a previously lost and forgotten tale of Fusion Patrol's most famous dead character and special letter-boxed editions of "The Running Benny Man" and "The Last Man on Earth". Air dates: 4/19/97, 4/26/97, 5/3/97, 5/10/97